True Tales Of Adventure That I Might Have Made Up
I once got stranded on a deserted island. It really wasn't that bad. I walked inland and found a fresh water pond. Then I walked up and down the shore for a while and found some old fire pits. It seems I wasn’t the first one to suffer this fate. But then I made an incredible discovery. Apparently people bring 10 albums with them when they get stranded on this island and then they are so happy when they finally get rescued that they forget about the albums and leave them. So I just hung out and listened to music until I got rescued. I was sure glad I always carry a 10 lb. emergency pack of beef jerky in my backpack.