If You Ever Go To The Beach

If You Ever Go To The Beach

If you ever go to the beach and start digging to make sand castles and you break through the sand into an underground chamber filled with wooden chests, and if you open the chests and you see gold taken from Spanish galleons, and then suddenly a blinding flash renders you temporarily blinded, and then you hear the hissing of snakes getting closer, and if you manage to escape by feeling your way down a long narrow tunnel with a loud roaring noise that keeps getting louder, and then suddenly the tunnel ends and you start falling, and then you crash into water and are submerged, and if you manage to find your way to the surface, and you notice you are being swept at a breakneck speed down a river of raging rapids, and you go over a waterfall and fall again into another pool of water, and somehow manage to find the shore and rest for several hours waiting for your sight to return until you realize that you are deep underground, and that it is pitch black so you can’t tell if you are blind or not, and you begin crawling along a stone wall until you find a opening in the rock big enough to start crawling through, and you crawl and crawl until you are exhausted and sleep for what seems like days, and then wake up and do the same thing over and over until you can feel madness setting in, and then get so hungry you eat anything you can feel crawling on you, or anything that you can scrape off the rocks soft enough to chew, and eventually you feel a slight gust of air, and notice that you can see shades of gray, and eventually can see enough light to be painful, and you spend the last of your energy clawing at the light to break through the ground, and find yourself in a field behind a Walmart, and manage to crawl to the parking lot and groan for help, and after forty seven people walk past you and stare, one person stops to help and calls 911, and you make it to a hospital, and after several days are strong enough to leave and tell your story, remember this: I know nothing about any chamber of hidden Spanish gold.


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Songs Worth Learning - 7

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