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Have you ever climbed a really tall tree trying to get a good view of your surroundings, and when you got about 100 feet up in the air you decided to look in a circular opening in the tree approximately the size of your eye, and when you did a squirrel threw an acorn at your eye with remarkable accuracy causing you to fall backwards off the branch you were standing on, and as you bounced off branch after branch on the way down waiting for the bone crushing final stop, your shoe lace caught on one of the last branches leaving you dangling and bruised upside down a mere 3 feet from the ground, and after orienting yourself to an upside down view of the world you noticed a large, hungry looking, bear walking towards you, so thinking fast you took the emergency Pop Tart out of your hiking vest and rubbed it all over your shoe laces causing the bear to chew your shoe lace off, freeing you to run screaming back to your tent, and when you get there your Mom says “What happened to your shoe?”


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