Marshmallows And Dollar Bills

Marshmallows And Dollar Bills

If I was smarter. Not just normal people smart either. No, I mean super smarter. And super rich. I would invent a silent dirigible airship coated with a reflective surface that renders it invisible when looking up at it from below.

Then I would cruise the skies on calm sunny days and float right above people out enjoying the sunshine and drop a marshmallow on their head. I would stay low enough where it wouldn’t hurt them but it would make them look up. And when they looked up I would drop a dollar bill with a small sticky note attached. And when they picked up the dollar bill and got over their wonder of money falling from the sky they would notice that the sticky note has GPS coordinates on it and instructions to download my secret app from the App store.

And once they had downloaded the app from the App store and entered the coordinates they would find a map to a large field nearby. And if they decided to be adventurous and go to the field they would see my stealth dirigible airship, because the top of it is visible from a side angle view. And if they walked across the field to the airship they would see a sign that said “Airship Rides $1.” And if they spent the dollar that fell from the sky and went inside the airship they would find several bags of marshmallows and a stack of dollar bills with sticky notes on them.

And they would know what to do. And I would smile.

Songs Worth Learning - 1

Songs Worth Learning - 1

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