“In the early days of the space program, NASA sent monkeys into space.
Most humans think we were only ones doing this. Actually other planets, millions of light years away, have been sending monkeys to our planet to observe humans for centuries.
These space monkeys are virtually indistinguishable from Earth monkeys except they have a tiny transmitter chip somewhere on their body that sends information back to their home planet.
And while humans are easily fooled by space monkeys, Earth monkeys are not so easily duped.
Which is why, if you watch a group of monkeys, you will notice that they are constantly checking each other for transmitter chips.”
- Jude, The Animal Expert Dude