“The African elephant is a remarkable creature. And we are always learning new things about them.
In fact, leading animal experts, such as I, well in all modesty, just I, have recently discovered that elephants love to sit on bean bags. Not the small bean bags that were popular with humans during the 20th century, but huge squishy ones large enough to hold a full grown elephant.
In fact, I now believe that at one point in time there were vast numbers of large squishy African plains creatures shaped exactly like squishy huge bean bags.
Of course, the species is extinct now because, well, to put it frankly, elephants love to sit on huge squishy bean bags. And obviously no remains of the bean bag-like creatures have ever been found because, duh, elephants are very heavy. So the squishy bean bag-like creatures simply never stood a chance.
And that is the reason why if you ever see an elephant walk past a human sized bean bag they will instinctively cast it a longing look. Wishing it was bigger.”
- Jude, The Animal Expert Dude