Mysterious Light Over L.A. Solved
Yesterday I saw a meteor hurtling towards Earth. I don’t know why no one else saw it. I knew I had to act fast or the earth would suffer catastrophic damage. I quickly plotted its trajectory to an open field nearby. Luckily I had a chain saw, a canister of liquid nitrogen, and a huge stack of rubber bands handy. I cut the tops off of dozens of trees and quickly stretched the rubber bands between the tree trunks creating a dense web of rubber bands. As the flaming meteor approached I blasted it with the CO2 instantly freezing it into a frozen ice meteor. It hit the rubber bands, bounced off and blasted back into the sky heading west. My hope was it would eventually land in the Pacific ocean causing minimal damage to the planet. Later I went on Facebook and saw people reporting a mysterious light in the sky over L.A.