If You Don't Like To Read, Don't Read This
Read this if you like to read. If you don’t like to read, don’t read this, because it will involve reading, which you don’t like. And I wouldn’t want you to waste your time doing something you don’t like. There are far better things you could be doing with your time than reading this if you don’t like to read. This is intended only for those people who like to read, and you are not one of those people. So don’t read this. You will not enjoy it.
I would recommend instead you try television or YouTube or the radio since they involve very little or no reading at all. Therefore they would probably be something you would like far better than this, since you don’t like to read. Which is your preference. I am not judging you. Not everyone likes to read. And you are under no obligation to read this. Nor should you feel guilty about not reading it. After all, you don’t like to read. In fact, I would discourage you from reading this because it is quite lengthy and would cause you to spend time reading, which you have very clearly stated that you don’t like to do. And it is not my intention to cause you to do something you don’t like.
Now for those who do like to read, I am sorry about the delay in getting to my statement, but I didn’t want to bother those people who don’t like to read. And I figured you wouldn’t mind, since you do like to read. Unlike some people. Who should not be reading this. Anyway, here is the thing I wanted to say about reading: I once read a book. And it was good, so I did it again. And then I read another book. And ever since then I have liked to read. Just like you. Thank you for reading my post.
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