Don't You Hate It 6
Don't you hate it when you go camping way out in the desert. Far from civilization. And one night you see a really cool blue beam of light coming from the sky. So you go to investigate. And when you get close you suddenly see a tank fly up into the beam, start to glow, and then disappear. So you run into the light and look up. And you realize that the beam is a super-powered electromagnetic beam, generated from a top-secret military satellite, capable of locking onto any metal object with pin-point accuracy and pulling the metallic object into space at speeds so fast that the object burns up in the atmosphere like a reverse meteorite. And suddenly you remember you are wearing steel-toed boots.