Don’t do what I did. I am begging you. Heed my sage advice. Here’s my sad tale. I had a cold for four days. Forcing me to cancel guitar lessons for three days. Leading to the daunting future tasks of...
Beautify Your Mac With Unsplash Wallpapers
Many of the images I use on my blog come from Unsplash.com. They are royalty free and very high quality. Unsplash has just released a free wallpaper app for Mac, called Unsplash Wallpapers, that allows you use Unsplash photographs as your Mac Finder background...
The Strange Case Of The Vanishing Field Mouse
I usually know when a mouse gets in our house, because of the surprisingly loud scream my wife makes when she spots one. Usually at 3:00 in the morning. Then I get the nearly impossible task of trying to catch the mouse and throw it out of the house. I am 2 for 4 using the catch and release method...
Some Things I’ve Learned From The Latest Star Trek Movies
According to the latest Star Trek movies, in the future:
Man can build a machine that can disassemble a person, beam them through space, and reassemble them with their soul and consciousness intact, but they usually can't get the warp drive to work when they really need it...
Up Up And Away
I just got back from vacation. My wife and I went to New Mexico. I figured it had to better than old Mexico. It's newer, so it should be better, right? Well I don't know if it's better than old Mexico, I've never been, but I do know we had a great time. We went to Kasha-Katuwe Tent Rocks National Monument, Valles Caldera, and Santa Fe. And we ate some "New Mexican" food. One of the highlights of our trip was a hot air balloon ride in Albuquerque with Rainbow Ryders. I made a short movie of our balloon adventure.
Cover Photo Quotes (I Might Have Made Up)
I don't use Facebook the way most people do. I use it as a creative outlet for my weird thoughts, stories, observations, and other wacky stuff. One of the things I like to post is fictitious quotes that I assign to celebrities, historical figures, and fictional characters. Normally only my small group of Facebook friends has to put up with this stuff, but being an equal opportunity annoyer I thought I would share some with you.
Conversation Overheard In 2062 While Time Traveling
Grandfather: "When I was a kid, people would spend most of the day staring at televisions, computers, tablets, and phones."
Grandson: "Didn't you have parks, or beaches, or backyards to play in then?"