Most men can’t write good poetry. We know it’s true. So I have created a royalty-free valentine that you can use as your own. Free of charge. Just fill in her name at the beginning and you’re good to go.

At the top of every mountain, there is sky. 

And sometimes talking dragons...

I don't use Facebook the way most people do. I use it as a creative outlet for my weird thoughts, stories, observations, and other wacky stuff. One of the things I like to post is fictitious quotes that I assign to celebrities, historical figures, and fictional characters. Normally only my small group of Facebook friends has to put up with this stuff, but being an equal opportunity annoyer I thought I would share some with you.